wait… teds potential future wife looks like lily…. wutt??
Safe abortions have always been available to the rich, Dan. You simply want to deny them to the poor, and if you succeed, poor woman will be forced to get them anyway. They’ll be forced into the alleys with hangers, plungers and vacuum cleaners, risking death or mutilation. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you, Dan? You sadistic, elitist, sexist, racist, anti-humanist pig!Saturday Night Live 3x18
This aired in 1978. Thirty-five years later, it’s still a fucking ~debate.
(via dammitjesus)
is special K still healthy if i mix it with half a bag of marshmallows?
MISS.
FOR A DOLLAR.
NAME THREE WHITE PEOPLE.
this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a really long time what the fuck
(Source: imcastortroy, via sleepdontvisit)
Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an illustrated guide, brought to you by the New York International Latino Film Festival.
(via macaroniandrage)
So it seems Jack Donaghy took over at NBC.
(via classicajays)
pretty much.
(Source: jacobartist, via theswimmerking)
high school problems were stupid and I really wish I’d kept some of the friends I didn’t.




